Verse 1:
They call him the Hourly Snail, Raekwan's his name
Moving slow but steady, that's his claim to fame
He's got a thing for big women, that's his style
Their curves and confidence make him smile
"Beauty comes in all sizes," that's what he'll say
Loving big queens in his own special way
Chorus:
This is the last song, going out with a bang
The Hourly Snail and Lizard Mike, what a gang
One last melody before we say goodbye
One final anthem reaching for the sky
Verse 2:
Then there's Mike, half-man and half-reptile
With a paintbrush in hand and a lizard smile
His scales shimmer green as he creates his art
Masterpieces that'll touch your heart
Cold-blooded body but a warm soul inside
His paintings hang in galleries with pride
(Chorus)
Bridge:
Raekwan moves slowly, Mike's quick with his tail
One loves big women, one's art will prevail
Different as can be but friends till the end
On this final track, their stories blend
(Chorus)
Outro:
So we're going out with a bang, not a whimper
The Hourly Snail and Lizard Mike, what a winter
This is the last song, the final curtain call
Thank you for listening, thanks to you all