[Verse 1]
I saw you stumble through the doorway
One shoe missing, shirt untucked
You bowed to a coat rack proudly
Like you’d just won the county cup
[Pre-Chorus]
Your left foot headed east
Your right foot lost the map
You tried to spin like royalty
And nearly landed in my lap
[Chorus]
Clumsy dancer, take a bow
You’re the main attraction now
One more shuffle, one more slide
I’m laughing so hard I’m losing my chair tonight
Clumsy dancer, don’t slow down
You turned the whole room upside down
Awkward moves and fearless flair
You kicked the air and conquered nowhere
[Verse 2]
You blamed the floor for moving sideways
Blamed the lamp for looking strange
You high-fived somebody’s jacket
Then attempted a dramatic change
[Pre-Chorus]
Your elbows played percussion
Your knees forgot the beat
You moonwalked into a flowerpot
Then saluted from the seat
[Chorus]
Clumsy dancer, take a bow
You’re the main attraction now
One more shuffle, one more slide
I’m laughing so hard I’m losing my chair tonight
Clumsy dancer, don’t slow down
You turned the whole room upside down
Awkward moves and fearless flair
You kicked the air and conquered nowhere
[Bridge]
Hold the pose—don’t breathe—don’t blink
You’re balancing on the kitchen sink
The room goes quiet, then you sway
And send the barstool on parade
[Final Chorus]
Clumsy dancer, take a bow
You’re the main attraction now
One more shuffle, one more slide
I’m laughing so hard I’m losing my chair tonight
Clumsy dancer, own the floor
There’s no pretending anymore
Awkward moves and fearless flair
You kicked the air and conquered nowhere
[Outro]
Take a bow, take a bow
Please don’t dance near the furniture now