[Verse 1]
I saw you stumble through the doorway
One shoe pointed east, one pointed west
You raised a glass like royalty
Then tripped across your own dress
[Pre-Chorus]
You tried to bow, you missed the floor
Your elbow found the open door
[Chorus]
Clumsy dancing, what a show
Arms up high, then down you go
I laughed so hard I lost my chair
You spun around like you owned the air
Awkwardly, magnificently
The funniest wreck I’ve ever seen
[Verse 2]
You moonwalked into somebody’s coat
Saluted a lamp and cleared your throat
A chair became your backup band
You led the room with one loose hand
[Pre-Chorus]
You tried a kick, forgot your shoe
The whole room shouted, “One more move!”
[Chorus]
Clumsy dancing, what a show
Arms up high, then down you go
I laughed so hard I lost my chair
You spun around like you owned the air
Awkwardly, magnificently
The funniest wreck I’ve ever seen
[Bridge]
No malice, just a wobbling crown
You took one step and took us down
If grace is knowing when to quit
You proved tonight you don’t have it
[Final Chorus]
Clumsy dancing, steal the scene
Most unsteady superstar I’ve seen
I laughed so hard I hit the floor
Then you got up and danced some more
Awkwardly, magnificently
Please don’t ever dance normally
[Outro]
One shoe east, one shoe west
Still the worst move was the best