

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Alarm went off ‘fore the rooster knew Thermos, tackle, old slip-on shoes Said “baby don’t wait up, I’ll limit out” Kissed her on the porch, strutted out so proud [Chorus] Been fishin’ five fuckin’ hours In the rain, in the wind, in the doubt Got sun on my neck, got shame in my cooler And one damn trout Just one damn trout Gonna cost me a couch tonight, no doubt Five fuckin’ hours For one Damn Trout (c’mon man) [Verse 2] Buddy said “they’re bitin’ at the break of day” He’s home on the couch, I’m out here prayin’ away Tried every ugly lure I ever talked about They’re laughin’ at my line, except that one dumb trout [Chorus] Been fishin’ five fuckin’ hours Talkin’ big, now I can’t back it up Got a lake full of ghosts and a bobber that’s bored And one sad cup Just one damn trout Gonna hear her say “that’s it?” out loud Five fuckin’ hours For one Damn Trout (just my luck) [Bridge] I’ll fry it up like it fed a town Post a pic, hold it way out, crop it down Caption sayin’ “good day, threw a bunch back” (Yeah right) Truth is, this little idiot saved my ass [Chorus] ‘Cause I been fishin’ five fuckin’ hours And I’d be dead meat headin’ home with none So I’m raisin’ this trout like a trophy in church Like I just won somethin’ big I ain’t won Yeah, one damn trout Gonna stretch this story right out Five fuckin’ hours For one Damn Trout (that’s right)
Tags
country, Upbeat modern country with male vocals; twangy Telecaster riffs over a shuffling train beat, upright bass walking under brushed snare. Verses stay tight and story-driven, chorus opens with big stacked harmonies and sing-along gang vocals on the punchline. Fiddle fills answer vocal phrases, with a brief half-time breakdown before the final hook. Warm, slightly gritty mix that keeps the vocal front and center., male vocals
3:09
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4/11/2026