Company Time

[Verse 1]
Clock hits eight
I’m draggin’ in
Boss man’s smilin’
With his brand-new grin
Got a truck, got a boat
Got a watch that shines
I got coupons, cold coffee
And unpaid fines
[Chorus]
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time (oh yeah)
Don’t pay me enough
For these daily crimes
Like dealin’ with fools in the checkout line
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
So I poop on company time
[Verse 2]
Janet from accounts
Got a “reply-all” habit
Ted’s in sales
Talks more than a rabbit
Boss says “teamwork”
In his leather chair
While I’m hidin’ in a stall
Sayin’ my little prayer
[Chorus]
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time (hey!)
If patience was paid
I’d be doin’ just fine
But I’m broke and stuck in this circus grind
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
So I poop on company time
[Bridge]
Break room’s broken
Microwave lies
Printer keeps flashin’
Like it’s gonna die
HR poster
Says “we’re a family”
Then why’s my raise
Still imaginary? (c’mon now)
[Chorus]
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
I don’t make enough
To face every clown
So I take my throne and I sit right down
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
Yeah, I poop on company time
[Outro]
Punch out late
Still short on pay
But I’ll be back
Same place Monday
He makes a dollar
I make a dime
Meet me by the stalls
At quittin’ time

country, Rowdy barroom country with male vocals, shuffling two-step groove, brushed snare and upright bass. Twangy telecaster riffs answer the vocal lines; big gang-vocal chants hit on the hook. Fiddle pops in on turnarounds, with a key change and stacked harmonies for the final chorus to really sell the punchline., male vocals