[Verse 1]
Ew, like, OMG, it’s a total disaster,
My chair’s out to get me, a certified snatcher.
Split ends trapped, it’s a follicle fight,
I just wanted to sit, now I’m stuck all night.
Call the fireman, this situation’s dire,
My hair’s on lockdown, no room to aspire.
[Chorus]
Do you care, that I get,
My hair stuck in my chair, such a threat.
Do you care, do you dare,
Help a girl out, get me out of this snare.
[Verse 2]
A tangle tango, a chair-leg crime,
My ponytail caught in a knot so prime.
Like, why me? I just wanted to chill,
But this chair’s got beef, and it’s hungry for thrills.
Split-second drama, now I’m here in despair,
Looking for scissors, somebody repair!
[Chorus]
Do you care, that I get,
My hair stuck in my chair, such a threat.
Do you care, do you dare,
Help a girl out, get me out of this snare.
[Verse 3]
Tried to pull it free, but the chair said “nope,”
Now I’m twisting and turning, losing all hope.
This chair’s the villain in my rom-com dream,
Who knew furniture could be so mean?
Snap a selfie, though, it’s a viral affair,
Hashtag: #ChairHairDon’tCare.
[Chorus]
Do you care, that I get,
My hair stuck in my chair, such a threat.
Do you care, do you dare,
Help a girl out, get me out of this snare.