A tall tell!

The tall tell! That I was told, is a tell I'll tell ya, I should of sold,or traded for some gold, it depends on who you ask, for what version of the tell that you will get told, but behold,a once wise man, once said,the tall tell story that was to tall to tell!, So I've been told, by a horse of a different color, by a handsome lil fellow of a devil, if you ask me, but don't quite quote me, yet, ya see!, that's from the drama mommas,gossiping Lill hen! Way ,way back when she heard it from the horses own mouth, and I know he hears it thru the grape vine, that little blind blue birdie with the hoodie telling the tell, over there on the corner of Coleman and vine,I think that gangstas name was dejablue,ya foool that's a name I can't forget cuz it sounds so good every time I hear it coming from your bitchs lips, my profanity I write is like ear candy, the bitchs can't resist, representing the Tooele valley all the way to the sick lake City, and all those in the bad influence click world wide, South side of t-town utah, home of the Mormons is the crazy place where I reside, so don't let your momma know, cuz a how always gonna be a hoe, n that ain't no lie that your bitch can't even deny but back to the facts at hand, about the blind man, shouting out go lock up all your little hoes, n go run and hide, dejablue will be coming thru swooping up on all kinds of bad ass hoes with out even trying to, but who would of knew, me smoking with you was going to come too! , Me rescuing your behind, from that bad ass cloud 69,& 4:20 was the time, but never mind, before I get to out of line this time, if ya don't mind, the tall tell was simply to tall to tell as it was told thru the grape vine, but who am I, I'm just some once wise white guy that got way to high, while singing this Melody, but not to loud don't need to catch no new felonies, fuck G, you gotta be Josh'n me this verse been haunting me for a while now you see, I planned on merking the story in a ducking hurry so you see this little story about the tall tell, well it has to end, in a fucking hurry there harry lerry sitting there smoking that dank ass wacky tabackie just before he reached back like a pimp and back handed this story G, the end!!!

Gangsta rap, a lil r&b flava, male