Neat freak

When they say im a neat freak they don't mean i live cleanly 
I leave lethal diseases just from me breathing 
Imma be me til im deceased, or senile and wrinkly 
But still lost in the bottom of a bottle like a genie 
83 and Knee deep in feces 
As I pleed with my nurse its been 3 weeks please just clean me
Still drinking 
Straight motor oil with flow so greasy 
Imma be this way til im gray and shaky 
Still butterin your mother's biscuits top it off with a little bit of gravy 
No self control, so indulgent and impulsive 
A disgustin motherfucka the pope finds repulsive 
Only cause im older than what he prefers 
I smoked so much im 2 stoned for one bird 
Bitch the wounds I open hurt
Your blood or me, lets see what starts flowing first, im goin berserk, acupuncture with the flow i poke to get on your nerves 
You dont wanna get cracked by the Kraken cracker, in fact, consider this bat your chiropractor, it'll crack your back fix where you lack in stature, you claim you rolling deep, bitch I just roll in laughter, so roll over jack, on your own fat rolls while im rolling fats, you're as slow as sap, my hands on yo mommas ass is the only way im holdin back, ya dome imma put a hole in that when I roll up slow in your cul-de-sac, where my poets at, throw a finger in the air and ill throw one back, like a shot of jack

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Inspired by early 2000s eminem 
Punchy, witty delivery, not too serious, funk