Awkward Minimal House Bass

[Verse 1]
After party
Half asleep
Sticky floor
Too loud to think
Bassline tripped
On my left shoe
DJ nodded
Like “this for you?” (oh wow)
[Chorus]
Awkward minimal house bass
I’m dancing like my knees erased
Two left feet in the wrong place
Still I spin
Still I spin
No grace
Awkward minimal house bass
Body buffering
Can’t save face
Every step a loading phase
Still I spin
Still I spin
No grace (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Tiny sip
Now I’m speed-walking
Through the crowd
Over-talking
Tried to groove
Hit a stranger’s drink
Spilled my cool
Watched it slowly sink (oh no)
[Chorus]
Awkward minimal house bass
I’m dancing like my knees erased
Two left feet in the wrong place
Still I spin
Still I spin
No grace
Awkward minimal house bass
Body buffering
Can’t save face
Every step a loading phase
Still I spin
Still I spin
No grace
[Bridge]
I said “I love Comedx”
Like it’s some rare secret flex
They just smiled
Nod on the beat
I just stared down at my feet (yeah)
[Chorus]
Awkward minimal house bass
I’m dancing like my knees erased
Two left feet in the wrong place
Still I spin
Still I spin
No grace
Awkward minimal house bass
If cringe could win a DJ race
I’d headline this clumsy space
Still I spin
Still I spin
No grace (spin, spin)

Playful minimal electro house with stuttery bass, off-kilter claps, and male vocals in a deadpan, comedic delivery. Verses stay sparse and dry; chorus jumps with bright synth stabs and crowd-like chants. Occasional pitch-shifted ad-libs and record-stop moments punch the jokes., minimal