Never Should Have Trusted You, Fart

[Verse]
I gave you a chance
A quiet release
Thought you'd behave
But you broke the peace
Oh you came out hot
Like a fiery dart
I never should have trusted you
Fart
[Chorus]
You let me down
You let me splatter
Turned my undies into pancake batter
A sizzling mess
No second start
I never should have trusted you
Fart
[Verse 2]
A silent deal
Just a little puff
But you turned my trust into smelly stuff
Now I'm walking funny
Like a guilty art
I never should have trusted you
Fart
[Prechorus]
Was it the chili
Or last night's stew
Either way
You came through
[Chorus]
You let me down
You let me splatter
Turned my undies into pancake batter
A sizzling mess
No second start
I never should have trusted you
Fart
[Bridge]
Oh
The shame
The heat
The horror
Should’ve held back
Lived for tomorrow
But you had plans
A dirty chart
I never should have trusted you
Fart

funky bassline with quirky synths, male vocals, humorous