[Verse 1: Male]
She said, "Take the trash," I’m on my feet in a flash—
A king in my castle, but she runs the stash.
Shopping bags piling, the credit card’s crying,
But her smile’s gold, so who am I denying?
[Pre-Chorus: Female]
Pick your battles, boy, better tread light.
Fold the laundry right, you might get the invite.
[Chorus: Both]
Happy wife, happy life, that’s the motto.
Keep her shining, every day’s the lotto.
What she wants, what she needs, I’ll follow—
Happy wife, happy life, no sorrow.
[Verse 2: Female]
He’s the chef in the kitchen, apron tied tight,
Burnt toast for breakfast, but he tries, alright.
I send him to the store, comes back with the wrong spice,
But he loves me good, so I don’t think twice.
[Pre-Chorus: Male]
Hold the door, hold her close, hold her down right,
She the queen, I’m the rook, always by her side.
[Chorus: Both]
Happy wife, happy life, that’s the motto.
Keep her shining, every day’s the lotto.
What she wants, what she needs, I’ll follow—
Happy wife, happy life, no sorrow.