[Intro – Mocking Voice & Beat Starts]
Yo Doc, you sure we’re the crazy ones?
Heh… Lemme show you the light…
[Verse 1 - Rap verse]
Step into the ward, it's a beautiful day
Saw a dude on the floor goin' chop-chop-ay
Asked what he’s doin’, said he’s cuttin’ wood
Didn’t ask why, I just said, “That’s good.”
Turn my head up, what do I see?
Some dude hangin' from the ceilin’ like a bat in a tree
I asked Mr. Chop if his boy could assist
He said, “Nah, he’s got issues... he thinks he’s lightin’ this shhhh—”
[Chorus – Group Chant, Sing-song]
No light without him, no shine, no flicker
Hangin’ like that, hope the rope’s a lil’ thicker
He ain't crazy, he's just misunderstood
Think he’s a light bulb? That’s bright... he’s good!
[Verse 2 - Rap verse]
Yo, what’s worse — the doc with a clipboard
Or the dude with an axe on a tile floor?
Reality’s thin, like hospital soup
Where the sane folks hide and the nuts run the group
He said, “If he comes down, we all in the dark!”
Took that line deep like a quote from Marx
Can’t lie — I froze, brain flipped like a switch
Dude might be nuts but he’s got pitch!
[Chorus – Sing-song Hook]
No light without him, no switch, no socket
Haters try to fix him, but nobody can mock it
Yeah, he glows in the night when you’re losin’ the fight
Sometimes the crazy ones... see it right
[Bridge – Dramatic Whisper + Beat Drops Out]
Don’t pull the plug, don’t cut the cord
He’s the last bright bulb on this psych ward floor
You laugh at the patient, but who’s really mad?
The one tellin’ jokes... or the one takin' notes on a pad?
[Verse 3 – Rap Verse]
So next time you call someone insane
Ask if your light bulb ever went out in the rain
'Cause he’s shinin’, swingin’, keepin’ it real
Upside down but the man’s got zeal
Me? I’m just here on extended vacation
Where the meds are strong and they dose with patience
Doc said, “Son, do you wanna be free?”
I said, “Only if batman up there agrees!”
[Final Chorus – Hyped Up]
No light without him, yo dim the lamp
He’s a ceiling-hangin’ legend with a mental stamp
He ain’t lost, he’s lit – keep your pity and shrug
If he drops, this whole room just goes thug!
[Outro – Laughs]
Click… darkness.
“You shouldn’t have said he could come down, Doc.”
He's the light bulb…