The Queen of Make Believe

She struts on stage in a crown of spin

Every fact check ends where the lies begin

Selling snake oil as the truth we need

But the receipts don’t match the speech you read

Oh, you twist and you shout

Gaslight ’til the lights burn out

You think we can’t see through

But girl, we do

All hail the Queen of Fallacies

Ruling with deceit and sleight of speech

You can’t do your job, no, not at all

When the truth’s just something you never call

Your empire’s built on shaky ground

And the facts are tearing it down

You dodge the questions, reframe the blame

Playing politics like it’s a shell game

Straw men marching in your parade

Every word rehearsed, every outrage staged

Oh, you spin it around

Till up is down and lost is found

But the cracks are showing through

Yeah, we see you

All hail the Queen of Fallacies

Ruling with deceit and sleight of speech

You can’t do your job, no, not at all

When the truth’s just something you never call

Your empire’s built on shaky ground

And the facts are tearing it down

Ad hominem is your favorite dance

While the red herrings prance

False cause for a royal decree

But logic’s not your monarchy

All hail the Queen of Fallacies

Your crown’s a web of fallacies

Can’t run on truth, you run on spin

But the end game’s clear—you won’t win

Your empire’s built on shaky ground

And the facts are tearing it down