Yeah, yeah
2AM, neon lights, ketchup on my shirt
This night already doomed from the start
Walked in the club with a dollar and a dream
DJ screaming louder than a jet engine scream
Saw the disco ball melt into a moon
Then my hotdog started singing outta tune
Mustard dripping on my brand-new shoes
Some dude dressed like Elvis yelling “YOU CAN’T LOSE!”
Bass so loud made my soul vibrate
Think I just slow danced with a traffic cone named Nate
My phone lookin’ like a UFO
Bathroom mirror puttin’ on a show
Why the bartender got six eyes?
And why these fries keep asking for my zodiac sign?
I’m tripping balls in the club tonight
Holding a hotdog way too tight
Lights go purple, green, then blue
Think the ketchup packet just said “I love you”
Everybody dancing, I’m emotionally attached
To a footlong combo and a disco snack
Oh no, I think the ceiling breathing
But this hotdog got my heart believing
Met a girl named Tina dressed like ranch
She moonwalked straight into a potted plant
Told me, “Boy, your aura smells like cheese”
Then disappeared behind the fog machine
Now I’m crying to a techno beat
Because the jalapeños tasted bittersweet
Security asked if I was okay
I said, “Sir… this hotdog knows my middle name”
My sneakers floating off the floor
I swear I seen Abraham Lincoln by the door
DJ turned into a giant shrimp
And now the whole club dancing like limp noodles
I’m tripping balls in the club tonight
Holding a hotdog way too tight
Lights go purple, green, then blue
Think the ketchup packet just said “I love you”
Everybody dancing, I’m emotionally attached
To a footlong combo and a disco snack
Oh no, I think the ceiling breathing
But this hotdog got my heart believing
Woaaah-oh-oh
Somebody save me from the condiment dimension
Woaaah-oh-oh
I just proposed to a vending machine
Still tripping balls in the club at three
Hotdog spinning like a galaxy
Tears in my eyes from onions and life
Think I just fist-bumped a stop sign twice
Everybody dancing, I’m losing my mind
But the hotdog stand still open outside
Sun coming up, birds start singing
And honestly… this might be healing
Yeah…
Shoutout to the guy who sold me that hotdog
You changed my life, brother 🌭
LDRides
