Coin Horse

Well I wanted to let everyone know I'm currently in the hospital, yesterday was not a good day at all. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. 
It turned out to be a big mistake! 
I got on the horse and started out fine but when we went a little faster that was when I knew I was not in a good position before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go, i felt the saddle sliding to the side and fell off, unfortunately I caught my foot in the stirrup on the way down and the horse continued dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Hit my head, banged up my elbow pretty good and hurt my pride. Thank goodness the kind manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant or Motorcycle. I was banned from the merry go round also. The nerve! 
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh!  Thanks 

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