[Intro - Hazy beats, vinyl crackle, deep bass]
[Whispered]
You can't see me... but I'm right there...
Been in your tent... moved your chair...
[Verse 1]
Slipped in while you were sharpenin' your blade
Stole your Cool Drinks, left a note, watched the mess you made
They call me elder dragon but I don't do fire stuff
I'd rather steal your inventory and call it enough
My tongue's a mile long, my horns look like a fancy hat
I disappear when you look close—just accept that
Poison clouds, invisibility, and sticky tongue attacks
You'll never see me comin', and you'll never see my back
[Pre-Chorus]
Fade in... fade out...
Watch me move, watch me prowl
Fade in... fade out...
Where'd your potions go? (Right now)
[Chorus]
CHAMELEOS! (Can't see me)
CHAMELEOS! (Can't be)
CHAMELEOS! (I'm free)
CHAMELEOS! (Steal everything you brought with ye)
Smooth like smoke, quiet like air
I could be standin' anywhere
But you won't know it till it's gone
My pranks go on and on and on
[Verse 2]
Spread my mist across the swamp, watch the hunters cough
They swing at nothin', gettin' lost, their confidence falls off
I stole a researcher's notes once, wrote "boop" on every page
He turned his back for one hot second, flew into a rage
My theme's a jam, my walk's a strut, my face is kinda goofy
But I'm the sneakiest elder that'll make your pockets poofy
Nergigante's smashin' stuff, Teostra's burnin' bright
I'm just here to steal your honey and vanish from your sight
[Chorus]
CHAMELEOS! (Can't see me)
CHAMELEOS! (Can't be)
CHAMELEOS! (I'm free)
CHAMELEOS! (Steal everything you brought with ye)
Smooth like smoke, quiet like air
I could be standin' anywhere
But you won't know it till it's gone
My pranks go on and on and on
[Bridge]
[Spoken]
They tried to study me once...
Put cameras everywhere...
[Chuckle]
I stole the cameras.
[Sax Solo]
[Final Chorus]
CHAMELEOS! (Right behind you)
CHAMELEOS! (Can't find you)
CHAMELEOS! (Never mind you)
CHAMELEOS! (Left a sign too)
Smooth like smoke, quiet like air
I could be standin' anywhere
You'll never catch me, that's the fun
My theft is never done...
[Outro]
[Whispered]
Lifepowder... gone
Flashbugs... gone
Dung pods? ...I'm leaving those.
[Giggle]
...see you next hunt.
AsheTheHyena
