Explaining Why I’m Right (Cat’s Got the Drama)

Ooooh, this is delicious.

Two girls from different worlds,

one witch with no morals

and me?

I’m here for the chaos.

Proceed.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right,

Clutch your ruby shoes, babe—I’ll still win the fight.

You bring storms, I bring madness—same dark night,

But whichever world we’re in, I’m the one who bites.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right

Step up if you want, come test my light.

You’ve got manners and morals? Mm, alright…

But I’ve got Wonderland, darling

Buckle up tight.

Sunshine smile, sweet little grace

Wrong day to wander into my space.

I’ve dodged queens who wanted my head,

So a farm girl with pigtails? I’ll take you instead.

Your ruby shoes sparkle, but they don’t scare me

I sip tea with madness, we’re practically family.

Click your heels if you wanna fight

You’re lost in my world, honey

I’m always right.

Oh sweetie, no—don’t twist the tale,

I survived a tornado and lived to exhale.

You tea-party brats think chaos is cute,

But I’ve stared down witches

with far more brute.

Tough? I don’t need a crown

One house fell, your witch went down.

I’m polite, not weak—get the story right,

You’re mad? I’m Midwest

I don’t lose a fight.

YES, GIRLS

rip each other apart!

Don’t mind me,

I’m just drinking in the art.

Louder. Faster.

Heroes crumble best when they forget their hearts.

Carry on.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right,

You can yap all night, but you won’t sleep tonight.

Your storms, your rules—none of that’s my plight,

My madness outweighs your black-and-white.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right

Bow to your wizard? I just ignite.

You want peace? Too bad—I’m wired tight.

I’m the girl who makes fairy tales

want to fight.

Mmm, tasty.

Alice spiraling, Dorothy mad,

and the best part?

Neither one’s wrong

but both think they are.

Fight for pride, girls

I’ll sit right here

and switch sides.

Alice: Courage is cute

but painfully naive.

Dorothy: Chaos isn’t depth

you just never leave.

Alice: You brag tornadoes like that makes you tough

Dorothy: And you spit riddles when you can’t back stuff up.

Alice: Try me.

Dorothy: Try me.

Cheshire Cat: Ohhh… yes. Proceed.

Fight, darlings, fight—make my day,

Tear each other down in the prettiest way.

Pride is poison and you sip it just right

Don’t stop now…

you’re both almost right.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right,

But you pushed too far—now we reunite.

You wanted us fighting? Cute little blight

But two worlds teamed up

ends your night.

We’re not arguing, we’re just explaining why we’re right And witch, when we’re done, you’ll be out of sight.

Mess with one, get both we don’t spite, we smite.