[Intro - Synth swell, chimes, upbeat electronic beat]
[Cute voice]
Hee hee! Hey!
[Verse 1 - Sparkly production, breathy vocals]
Woke up in the Elders Recess, sun upon my scales
Found some juicy rocks to chew, I'm never telling tales
People call me angry? Me? I wouldn't hurt a fly!
I just wanna munch on ore and watch the world go by
[Pre-Chorus - Building]
Lavasioth swims in the lava pool
Uragaan's rolling like a fool
But me? I'm chillin' by the wall
Nom nom nom, I love rocks y'all!
[Chorus - Max brightness, handclaps]
DODOGAMA! Best boy in the land!
DODOGAMA! Rocks fit in my hand!
DODOGAMA! Hunters pat my head!
DODOGAMA! (Then they shoot me dead...)
Wait what?!
[Verse 2 - Slightly confused but still cute]
Why they throwin' dodge at me? I never did no harm!
I just sit here eating stones and looking super charm-
ing! Is that a crime now? Is that worth a hunt?
I'll just spit some lava and be cute up front!
[Pre-Chorus 2]
TziTzi flashes his light around
Kulu breaks his rock on the ground
But me? I'm still just chillin' here
Nom nom nom, have no fear!
[Chorus]
DODOGAMA! Best boy in the land!
DODOGAMA! Rocks fit in my hand!
DODOGAMA! Hunters pat my head!
DODOGAMA! (Then they shoot me dead...)
AGAIN?!
[Bridge - Key change, dramatic pause]
They say I'm not "meta"... not "efficient"...
But when you're having bad hunt days...
[Whisper]
...I'm the reason you're still smiling.
[Final Chorus - Bigger, more triumphant]
DODOGAMA! (BEST BOY!)
DODOGAMA! (LOVE THE ROCKS!)
DODOGAMA! (GIVE ME PATS!)
DODOGAMA! (PLEASE NO SHOCKS!)
I'll just sit here eatin' stones and vibin' till the end
The cutest monster in the game—
[Spoken]
—your favorite monster friend!
[Outro - Beat fades, sound of rocks crunching]
Nom nom nom...
Nom nom...
...bye!
AsheTheHyena
