Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) In shadows deep where mortals ail and weep, I open wide the tome of remedies most strange. With trembling voice and flickering candle's gleam, I chant the forbidden syllables of healing's range: **"Atorvastatin!"** — cholesterol chains dissolve! **"Levothyroxine!"** — sluggish spirits revolve! **"Metformin!"** — sugar demons flee the field, **"Lisinopril!"** — pressure bows and yields! (Chorus) Oh sing the spells of the pharmacy arcane! Swallow the magic, let power surge through vein! From amber vials the incantations pour, Cure or curse — who can say for sure? (Verse 2) When darkness gathers, when the mind grows dim, I call upon the whispered names within: **"Sertraline!"** — chase the shadows from the soul! **"Escitalopram!"** — make the broken heart feel whole! **"Omeprazole!"** — acid dragons roar no more! **"Albuterol!"** — breathe, oh wheezer, breathe once more! (Bridge – slower, more ominous) But beware the double-edged elixir's art… **"Warfarin!"** — blood flows free, yet death may start. **"Clopidogrel!"** — platelets sleep, the vessels sing, One wrong incantation — and the reaper springs. (Verse 3 – building faster) For foes I raise a darker pharmacopeia: **"Ondansetron!"** — nausea retreats in fear! **"Sumatriptan!"** — migraine beasts explode! **"Pregabalin!"** — nerves in torment overload! **"Amoxicillin!"** — bacterial hordes decay! **"Azithromycin!"** — five-day doom, they say! **"Ciprofloxacin!"** — quiver, microbes, quake! **"Metronidazole!"** — anaerobic curses break! (Final Chorus – triumphant/crazy crescendo) So raise your vials to the moonlit sky! Drink deep the Latin, let the old names fly! **"Xanax!"** panic shatter! **"Adderall!"** awake the mind! **"Ozempic!"** hunger banish! **"Eliquis!"** clots unbind! We wizards of the mortar, we sorcerers of the script, Turn suffering to sonnets with every prescription quip. So here's to every tablet, cap, and syrup gleam — The greatest spellbook ever… …is the pharmacy dream! (Fade out chanting softly) Atorva… Levo… Metfor… Lisi… …what's one more pill… between you and eternity…?
Tags
Celtic folk / Irish pub, (Tempo around 110–130 BPM), male
Duration
3:19
Instrumental
No
Created
3/17/2026