The car reaper Raekwan

Verse 1

Raekwan rolls up with a smile and a grin,

Says, “Mind if I borrow? I’ll bring it back again.”

Keys in his hand, the engine starts to groan,

But he never pops the hood, just takes it on his own.

Pre-Chorus

From Toyotas to Buicks, he’s driven them all,

But by next week, they’re all totaled or stalled.

Chorus

Beware of the car reaper Raekwan,

If he’s got your keys, your ride won’t last long.

From sunrise drives to midnight gone wrong,

Beware of the car reaper Raekwan.

Verse 2

His cousin’s Civic lasted barely two days,

A friend’s old Chevy? Met a similar fate.

He says, “It’s just bad luck!” with a shrug and a laugh,

But somehow every fender ends up split in half.

Pre-Chorus

Oil light blinking? He’ll just look away,

And pray the engine holds for one more day.

Chorus

Beware of the car reaper Raekwan,

If he’s got your keys, your ride won’t last long.

From sunrise drives to midnight gone wrong,

Beware of the car reaper Raekwan.

Bridge

Maybe it’s fate, maybe it’s skill,

To wreck every car without meaning ill.

But if you see him coming, clutch your keys tight,

Or you’ll be carless by tomorrow night.

Final Chorus

Beware of the car reaper Raekwan,

He’s the patron saint of engines gone wrong.

From borrowed dreams to dashboards all gone,

Beware of the car reaper Raekwan.