sluts r us

(step right up ladies and gentlemen! people everywhere! welcome to the all women brand new show, sluts r us!! *laughs*)

damn!

here we are ladies, grab yourself some lingerie 
a brassiere and maybe a man
cause tonight and for the rest of the week 
cancel all your plans
you're cordially invited 

you know buy yourself some knee highs and a pair of stripper boots
cause we're coming to your town, your block, and we know what we were hired to do
so don't hide

step right up 
you're cordially invited to 
join my all women show!
are you a hot single woman?
tired of being played?
well we have just what you need
down at the

sluts r us! we're coming to town!
men just love how we get down 
i'm your ringleader, can't you tell from my whips and chains?
i keep a list filled with all my exes names
so don't run and don't hide
sluts r us will keep you busy tonight 

and don't worry about your wives or your girlfriends
they can join us when they're single again 
i know promoting being a slut seems a bit cheap
least i got your man on his knees

dishing out money like it was new york knicks tickets
i love it when he buys me little trinkets 
i guess i’ll see you on the new york subway
with all my hot single ladies

step right up 
you're cordially invited to 
join my all women show!
are you a hot single woman?
tired of being played?
well we have just what you need
down at the

sluts r us! we're coming to town!
men just love how we get down 
i'm your ringleader, can't you tell from my whips and chains?
i keep a list filled with all my exes names
so don't run and don't hide
sluts r us will keep you busy tonight 

and when we're done, we'll just move on
we'll find some more men by the morning sun
i know this seems a bit sleazy 
but i can guarantee you i’m not easy
whoever said a little fun was so bad?
usually those people are just mad
that the single ones have no responsibility 
well don't blame me
*laughs*

step right up 
you're cordially invited to 
join my all women show!
are you a hot single woman?
tired of being played?
well we have just what you need
down at the

sluts r us! we're coming to town!
men just love how we get down 
i'm your ringleader, can't you tell from my whips and chains?
i keep a list filled with all my exes names
so don't run and don't hide
sluts r us will keep you busy tonight 

aggressive phonk, bluesy guitars drums and bass, soulful female vocals, slow jams, motown, funk, r&b