sluts r us

(step right up ladies and gentlemen! people everywhere! welcome to the all women brand new show, sluts r us!! *laughs*)

damn!

here we are ladies, grab yourself some lingerie

a brassiere and maybe a man

cause tonight and for the rest of the week

cancel all your plans

you're cordially invited

you know buy yourself some knee highs and a pair of stripper boots

cause we're coming to your town, your block, and we know what we were hired to do

so don't hide

step right up

you're cordially invited to

join my all women show!

are you a hot single woman?

tired of being played?

well we have just what you need

down at the

sluts r us! we're coming to town!

men just love how we get down

i'm your ringleader, can't you tell from my whips and chains?

i keep a list filled with all my exes names

so don't run and don't hide

sluts r us will keep you busy tonight

and don't worry about your wives or your girlfriends

they can join us when they're single again

i know promoting being a slut seems a bit cheap

least i got your man on his knees

dishing out money like it was new york knicks tickets

i love it when he buys me little trinkets

i guess i’ll see you on the new york subway

with all my hot single ladies

step right up

you're cordially invited to

join my all women show!

are you a hot single woman?

tired of being played?

well we have just what you need

down at the

sluts r us! we're coming to town!

men just love how we get down

i'm your ringleader, can't you tell from my whips and chains?

i keep a list filled with all my exes names

so don't run and don't hide

sluts r us will keep you busy tonight

and when we're done, we'll just move on

we'll find some more men by the morning sun

i know this seems a bit sleazy

but i can guarantee you i’m not easy

whoever said a little fun was so bad?

usually those people are just mad

that the single ones have no responsibility

well don't blame me

*laughs*

step right up

you're cordially invited to

join my all women show!

are you a hot single woman?

tired of being played?

well we have just what you need

down at the

sluts r us! we're coming to town!

men just love how we get down

i'm your ringleader, can't you tell from my whips and chains?

i keep a list filled with all my exes names

so don't run and don't hide

sluts r us will keep you busy tonight