Mjolnir prop

Ballpoint. ..

ink pen..

Surgically grafted..

into my right hand.

like a sword in the stone.

it won't budge for... any other man.

Drop mjolnir (myolner) on your toe.

and walk awaaaay. ..

Just so...

that I know..

that you're not ...going anywhere. without my saaaay.

Unless you were either worthy.

or had your leg amputated.

Neither of which is really concerning.

so ..just hang tight..

and I'll see you when I get back.

to find you waiting.

Suddenly brimming with .

infinite patience .

Were you joeb's understudy or something?

And what's with all the cans of WD40? piled up.

with economy containers of petroleum jelly?

Were you

thinking of running?

Nah,

you're smarter than you're credited. Ought to go see about a refund.

Here, let me move this.

Halloween prop hammer.

so you can hop and hobble.

back to whatever department store .

you visited.

Kids these days, I tell ya...

got no respect!

I'm Afraid for the fate of the world.

they'll be in charge of protecting .

ball point...

ink pen...

surgically grafted ..

into my... right hand.

like the sword in stone.

it won't budge for... any other man.

Drop mjolnir (myolner) on your toe.

and walk awaaaay. ..

Just so...

that I know..

that you're not ...going anywhere. without my saaaay.

Not without my saaaaaaaaay