Verse 1
Out in Pine City, New York state,
A little gray squirrel found a better fate.
Rescued from the road back in twenty-seventeen,
Mark Longo took him in, raised him like family.
Instagram famous, millions tuned in,
Peanut doin’ tricks, wearin’ tiny hats and grinnin’.
Livin’ that high life, nuts and love galore,
‘Til the government came knockin’ on his door.
Chorus
Oh Peanut, Peanut, what’d they do to you?
Took you from your home, now the whole world’s blue.
Euthanized for rabies, but the test came back clean,
Government overreach in a big bad dream.
But you ain’t gone, little buddy, you’re ridin’ high,
Now you’re on the blockchain, touchin’ the sky.
From a squirrel in a cage to a crypto king,
Peanut the Squirrel, let the whole world sing!
Verse 2
They rolled up with a warrant on a October day,
Snatched Peanut and Fred, took ‘em both away.
He nipped a biologist through a leather glove,
Next thing you know, push came to shove.
No trial, no mercy, just a needle and gone,
Left a nation mournin’ from dusk till dawn.
Folks on the right and left raisin’ hell online,
“Justice for Peanut!” trendin’ every time. today.com
Chorus
Oh Peanut, Peanut, what’d they do to you?
Took you from your home, now the whole world’s blue.
Euthanized for rabies, but the test came back clean,
Government overreach in a big bad dream.
But you ain’t gone, little buddy, you’re ridin’ high,
Now you’re on the blockchain, touchin’ the sky.
From a squirrel in a cage to a crypto king,
Peanut the Squirrel, let the whole world sing!
Bridge
Now the memes are flyin’, the tokens are pumpin’,
Solana lights up every time he’s jumpin’.
PNUT coin moonin’, from rags to riches,
A billion-dollar legend from a little critter’s glitches.
Mark’s still fightin’, keepin’ the farm alive,
But Peanut’s spirit’s tradin’ twenty-four-five.
Who knew a squirrel could flip the whole game?
From viral videos to Wall Street fame. coinmarketcap.com
Final Chorus (slow it down, then pick it up)
Oh Peanut, Peanut, heaven’s got a tree,
Full of golden acorns, wild and free.
They tried to end your story, but you wrote a new page,
Now you’re dancin’ in the ledger, age to age.
Yeah, Peanut the Squirrel, you’re forever in our hearts,
A furry little rebel who tore the system apart.
From New York backroads to crypto halls of fame…
Peanut, little buddy… we remember your name.
(Fade out with guitar picking a squirrel chatter rhythm)
Yee-haw, partner. Rest in power, Peanut — or should I say, HODL in power.
