[Intro - Spoken over rising bass swell]
Yo! Pier 39 after dark…
Chonkers in the club — two-thousand-pound spark!
Bass so heavy it’s makin’ waves in the Bay…
Let’s flop!
[Pre-Drop]
Chonkers! (echo)
Chonkers! (echo)
Flop it, drop it, make the whole dock shake!
[Chorus - Big Drop]
Chonkers, Chonkers — two-thousand-pound monster! (BOOM!)
Blubber so thick, bass hittin’ harder! (WHOA!)
Fish in his jaws, whole school gettin’ swallowed,
Move your body crazy when the king is followin’!
Chonkers! (ay!) Flop it on the dock!
Chonkers! (ay!) Shake it, never stop!
Bark so loud, feel it in your chest,
Two-ton sea lion turn the club to a mess!
[Verse 1]
Waddlin’ through the crowd, two thousand pounds of power,
Lights flashin’ on his fur like a furry tower!
Steller sea lion, ten feet long, no cap,
Cali boys scatter when the big boy clap.
Belly like a bass bin, bouncin’ when he grooves,
Dives in the water, smooth with all the moves.
Salmon on the menu, octopus dessert,
Whole pod behind him puttin’ in work!
Lazy on the buoy? Nah, tonight he wild,
Police tried to stop him — he just barked and smiled.
Sauce drippin’ heavy, blubber got the glow,
Chonkers in the building — watch the whole floor blow!
[Chorus - Even Bigger Drop]
Chonkers, Chonkers — two-thousand-pound monster! (BOOM!)
Blubber so thick, bass hittin’ harder! (WHOA!)
Fish in his jaws, whole school gettin’ swallowed,
Move your body crazy when the king is followin’!
Chonkers! (ay!) Flop it on the dock!
Chonkers! (ay!) Shake it, never stop!
Bark so loud, feel it in your chest,
Two-ton sea lion turn the club to a mess!
[Verse 2 - Latest News]
Last seen May the 2nd, dipped from the pier,
But his energy still here — bass bring him near!
Farallons or offshore, king do what he do,
Imposter Cali lions? They can’t match the crew.
When he comes back — belly flop the main stage,
Dock gon’ vibrate, turn the party to rage.
From La Jolla to Frisco, whole coast know the name,
Chonkers season forever — light the club with flame!
[Bridge - Half-time bass breakdown]
Slow it down… feel that 808 rumble…
Two thousand pounds… whole pier gon’ crumble…
Now speed it up —
Flop! (clap) Drop! (clap) Make the floor jump!
[Final Chorus - Massive Finale Drop]
Chonkers, Chonkers — two-thousand-pound monster! (BOOM-BOOM!)
Blubber so thick, bass hittin’ harder! (WHOA-WHOA!)
Fish in his jaws, whole school gettin’ swallowed,
Everybody hands up when the king is followin’!
Chonkers! Chonkers! Flop it, never stop!
Chonkers! Chonkers! Bass drop ‘til we drop!
Bark so loud, lights flashin’ through the night,
Chonkers run the club — sea lion summer alright!
[Outro]
Chonkers… out… (echoing barks + fading sub bass)
But the beat still floppin’…
See you on the dancefloor, big fella 🦭🔊💥
