Anyone But You

I thought that you were so hot

But found out you were crazy

You’re just like poison ivy

Dressed up as a dainty daisy

At first I thought you were sweet

And really funny too

Then the flood gates opened

And I met all ten of you

You could start out normal

And then jump right off the track

From an innocent schoolgirl

To a nymphomaniac

Well I’d date a demon

From the pits of hell

That girl from The Ring

Who crawled out of the well

Wicked witch of the west

Well I think that she’d do

I’d be fine with anyone…

Anyone but you

Like the bride of Frankenstein

You’d let out a big hiss

You would go from angelic

To like you came from the abyss

The one time that you kissed me

You really turned me on

But when it was all over

You turned into Satan’s spawn

Well I’d date a demon

From the pits of hell

That girl from The Ring

Who crawled out of the well

Wicked witch of the west

Well I think that she’d do

I’d be fine with anyone…

Anyone but you

You might’ve been good in bed

And delivered just like FedEx

But I was too afraid to try

Cause I’m not in to group sex

Well I’d date a demon

From the pits of hell

That girl from The Ring

Who crawled out of the well

Wicked witch of the west

Well I think that she’d do

I’d be fine with anyone…

Anyone but you