Mr Know-It-All

(Verse 1)

Oh, here he comes with that knowing grin Spoutin’ off facts no one asked him to begin He’s got all the answers, just ask and see A legend in his own mind, undeniably

(Pre-Chorus)

Oh, he’s read half a book, now he’s Socrates Tells you what to do with expertise But when it’s time to prove he’s right He just changes the subject, outta sight!

(Chorus)

Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, so wise, so grand With your genius mind and your five-year plan But every time you talk, it’s a déjà vu ‘Cause half the room just outsmarts you!

(Verse 2)

He can’t lose, no, he’ll twist the game Wrong or right, the answer’s always the same He explains things that don’t need explainin’ Like how the sun sets (yeah, thanks for statin’!)

(Pre-Chorus)

Oh, he’s read half a book, now he’s Socrates Tells you what to do with expertise But when it’s time to walk the walk He just Googles more and talks the talk

(Chorus)

Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, so wise, so grand With your genius mind and your five-year plan But every time you talk, it’s a déjà vu ‘Cause half the room just outsmarts you!

(Bridge)

Oh, we’d all be lost without your mind How’d we ever get along before your kind? Oh wait, we did—oh what a shock! Guess we don’t need your TED Talk!

(Chorus)

Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, so wise, so grand With your genius mind and your five-year plan But every time you talk, it’s a déjà vu ‘Cause half the room just outsmarts you!

(Outro)

So take a bow, oh enlightened one Your lesson’s over, now we’re done Go lecture someone new instead— Maybe the mirror, inside your head!