"Fee Fee's and Fido's Cosmic Pee "Verse 1: Nanook's Warning That day I remembered a Zappa old wise tale from the old days of Earth, Nanook rubbed his igloo chin, growled low with a smirk. "Don't eat the yellow snow, son—heed its worth," he said slow, "Out in space, don't let the pups roam—zero-G's a bad trip glow. "Chorus Never walk your dogs around outer space! Fee Fee's stream hits first, floats in your face. Cosmic debris, pee, and satellite disgrace— Never walk your dogs around outer space!Verse 2: Jupiter Stroll We floated easy past Jupiter's wild red eye, Rings like cosmic goo, stars twinkling high. Fee Fee chased comet tails, Fido sniffed the void so fine, No gravity pulling us down—man, this walk felt divine. Satellites sparkled like jewels in the black, I grinned like a fool, no turning back. Verse 3: Fee Fee Strikes Then Fee Fee wagged wild, let her golden arc fly, Pee-balls tumbling slow through the starry sky. It looped 'round my shoulders, smacked right in my face— I laughed 'til I spun in that zero-G space. A little splashed the glass, I gagged but grinned wide, "Bad girl, Fee Fee—not there!" I cried. Chorus When I remembered Zappa's warning My laughter echoed through outer space (Bridge) Suzy Creamcheese came by in a haze, "Like, wow, man—your pup's marking rays! She sniffed a black hole, gave it a lick, Now her pee-balls orbit like a bad acid trick." Never walk your dogs, man , not here in space Zappa warned about pee pee It is like mace Never walk your dogs around outer space! Fee Fee's golden drops, just a face embrace. But wait for Fido's turn in the pee parade— Never walk your dogs around outer space! Fee Fee Bad Girl Fee Fee Bad Girl Fee Fee Bad Girl Not there. Fee Fee Bad Girl Zappa Warned Ya I can't stop laughing, I can't stop laughing, Spinning through goo with this pup pee splashing. I gagged, I choked, tilted back for more air, Wiped my visor clean—but Fido was there... Verse 4: Oh No, Fido Fido eyed me laughing, joined with a "me too" bark, Unleashed his stream—oh no, straight to the mark! It floated precise, slipped past my grin, Landed in my mouth like a cosmic sin. I sucked more in choking, wild laughter's curse— Two dogs, one face, one mouthful. I gagged , I choked, I laughed and sucked it back in . It was hard not to be mad , hard not to grin . Never walk your dogs (never ever!) around outer space! Fee Fee got the face, Fido filled the space. Jupiter watched laughing from cosmic goo grace— Never walk your dogs... in outer... SPACE! "Bad Fee Fee... oh no Fido... Zappa warned ya!") Bad Fee Fee Bad Bad Fido Zappa warned ya!

"Fee Fee , and Fido's Cosmic Pee