[Verse 1]
Glitter stuck to my busted heels
Lipstick loud but the DJ's cheap
Every dude here thinks he's the deal
Crooked hat
Dead eyes
Bad teeth
He’s yelling some power ballad
Can’t find the key
Can’t find the beat
If this is love in this town
I’ll take poison over sweet
[Chorus]
Last call
Worst karaoke
All these dudes look like a joke to me
You call that singing? I call it tragic
I need a drink
Make it pure magic
Raise that glass up
Drown ‘em out
Girls night louder
Girls night proud
If this is romance
I’ll take the tab
Last call
Worst karaoke I ever had
[Verse 2]
Best friend screaming in plastic crowns
We’re off-pitch angels
Still sound great
At least we know that we’re a mess
Not some legend on a bargain date
One more bro croons at my table
Spits his verse in my face
Too close
Says I “look just like his future”
I say
“Babe
I’ve seen ghosts”
[Chorus]
Last call
Worst karaoke
All these dudes look like a joke to me
You call that singing? I call it tragic
I need a drink
Make it pure magic
Raise that glass up
Drown ‘em out
Girls night louder
Girls night proud
If this is romance
I’ll take the tab
Last call
Worst karaoke I ever had
[Bridge]
[Drums drop
Handclap stomp]
Pour it
Pour it
Pour it (hey!)
Till their voices start to fade
If I’ve gotta hear one more love song
I’ll scream my own
Set the stage
We’re off-key queens in leather and lace
Better than the clowns in this place
[Chorus]
Last call
Worst karaoke
All these dudes look like a joke to me
You call that singing? I call it tragic
I need a drink
Make it pure magic
Raise that glass up
Drown it down
Girls night louder
Girls night crown
If this is romance
You can keep that drag
Last call
Worst karaoke
Put it on my tab