It's Christmas in the Philippines

Verse 1)

Sa kalsada kami kumakanta,

Pamasko po, kahit piso lang,

But Santa’s drunk on Tanduay rum,

His sleigh got pawned, it’s all gone wrong!

(Chorus)

Pamasko! Pamasko! Hoy, coins lang!

Christmas coins! Christmas coins! Hey, just a dime!

Pamasko! Pamasko! Hoy, lechon bangkay!

Christmas coins! Christmas coins! Karaoke fight!

(Verse 2)

Auntie Rita cooked the pig,

But it came straight from the morgue,

Mga ninong nagtatago na,

Ayaw magbigay, puro excuse lang!

(Bridge)

Silent night, barangay fight!

Basag bote, karaoke mic!

Joy to the world, debts never paid!

Pasko na naman, still underpaid!

(Chorus)

Pamasko! Pamasko! Hoy, coins lang!

Christmas coins! Christmas coins! Hey, pay your fine!

Pamasko! Pamasko! Hoy, lechon bangkay!

Christmas coins! Christmas coins! Karaoke boom!

(Outro)

Sa dilim ng kalsada, kids are brawling for loose change,

Merry Christmas, barangay style,

Santa’s sleigh repo’d, walang smile!

`