THE ROOK!!!

"Oh oh oh, He sacked the rook rook rook, he sacked the rook rook rook, he sacked the rook rook rook" (x3)

Oh so you see, we just chillin here with a good match, an even game

Without any exception, but you don't know, that this match boutta go down.

OOPS! Big mistake ya, now you may be shocked but I'll SACRIFICE THE ROOK!!!!!!!!! (Eco)

(Crowd chant while voice echoes)

So accepting my offer you take the seemingly free rook, (oops! big mistake!, just give up.)

But you forgot, the is a rule. In. Chess. And you absolutely forgot it; it is...

NEVER BE GREEDY (in chess) because since you took I have a beautiful forced checkmate.

Check, now RUN, check KEEP SPRINTING, check NO ESCAPE, and checkmate!

Oh so you think you're smart, you play a random move, don't take my rook

And now you're fine, absolutely WRONG! you buffoon! I can just sack the queen! (The queen! The queen!(x2))

And again if you're greedy checkmate in one! (Good game!) And if again don't take

Thanks for the free queen!

A few minutes earlier...

(Echoed)

Hmm... If I move there, he can sacrifice his pieces and win a lot!.

So no... WAIT! IF I SACRIFICE THE KNIGHT, I GET A QUEEN!.

(Normal)

I WILL SACRIFICE MY KNIGHT!...

If you take him, You LOSE THE GAME!

and if not, thanks for the queen!

GG MAN!