Roll Initiative

Intro:

Roll initiative, I'm first on the scene,

Half-orc barbarian, axe so mean

Spells are ready, my wizard's keen,

Paladin's shield, we fight as a team

Verse 1:

Sword in hand, my fighter strikes clean,

Ranger’s arrows fly, their aim is supreme

Sneak attack lands, my rogue turns unseen,

Druid shifts form, now they’re a fiend

Divine Smite hits, paladin shines bright,

Bardic tunes boost us in the fight

Fireball explodes, what a sight,

Cleric heals, everything’s right

With the party tight, we raid the lair,

Dragons roar, but we don’t care

Loot the chest, there’s treasure to spare,

XP flowing, leveling’s fair

Dungeon boss down, no turning back,

Rogue disarms traps, no room for slack

Magic loot found, we’re on track,

D&D life, never lack

Verse 2 :

Every session, rolls are flyin’,

Critical hits, no one’s dyin’

Spells castin', dice are flyin’,

Monsters fall, and heroes are highin'

Flippin’, trippin’, warlocks sippin’

Eldritch Blasts keep the liches slippin'

Smashin’, crashin’, firebolts flashin’,

Dungeon crawls got us slayin' and dashin’

Crankin', flankin', no one tankin',

Bards inspire while dragons are bankin'

Fraggin’, taggin', goblins gaggin',

Rangers snipin' while we’re bragin'

Switchin', ditchin', stealth mode on,

Backstab lands, and the fight is won

Rogue strikes clean, then we’re gone,

Roll for loot, our quest is done!

Chorus:

D&D world, we own the map,

Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap

You think you’re clever? We counter that,

We’re the heroes, time for a stat

D&D world, we own the map,

Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap

You think you’re clever? We counter that,

We’re the heroes, time for a stat

Verse 3:

Mounted charge, my paladin leads,

Wizard drops spells, plants the seeds

Flaming swords, our enemies bleed,

Critical hit—fulfills our needs

Arcane focus, magic’s bright,

Druid wild shapes into the fight

Summon beasts, a fearsome sight,

Bard inspires, lifting the night

Sword and board, we breach the gates,

Arcane missiles, sealing fates

Rogue’s got keys, no time to wait,

Fireballs clear, loot’s our fate

We stand tall, the dungeon’s deep,

Victory’s ours, no time to sleep

D&D’s ours, we cut the creep,

Treasure won, and XP we keep!

Chorus:

D&D world, we own the map,

Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap

You think you’re clever? We counter that,

We’re the heroes, time for a stat

D&D world, we own the map,

Dungeon master’s traps, we outlap

You think you’re clever? We counter that,

We’re the heroes, time for a stat

Outro:

Rogue backstab, we make it through,

Spells at the ready, nothing’s new

D&D’s world, we always pursue,

Legendary loot, we’ll claim it too

Sword in hand, with dice we aim,

Nat 20 rolls, sealing our fame

Heroes rise, we stake our claim,

In D&D, we own the game!