[Verse 1]
Yo, Rudolph in the cut, causing red-nose mayhem,
Reindeer squad shook, they don't wanna play him.
Dasher in the corner, sippin’ eggnog solo,
Prancer took the L in a game of reindeer polo.
Santa tryna talk, but Rudolph stay rowdy,
LED nose so bright, it’s cloudy.
Blitz got mad, said, "Bro, you a menace,"
Rudolph hit the sleigh, did donuts for the finish.
[Chorus]
Rowdy Rudolph, always outta bounds,
Glowin' through the snow, causing reindeer frowns.
Not all the others, nah, he don't care,
Rowdy Rudolph, king of the air.
[Verse 2]
Cupid tried to flex, did a TikTok dance,
Rudolph dropped the beat, left 'em all in a trance.
Comet threw shade, said, "Chill, you ain't cool,"
Rudolph said, "Bro, I light up the Yule."
Vixen on the gram, postin’ antler selfies,
Rudolph photobombed, now the likes unhealthy.
Santa said, "Stop, you disrupt the cheer,"
Rudolph moonwalked and chugged root beer.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, he’s wild, untamed, no leash,
Reindeer party ends with the chimney breach.
Everywhere he goes, yeah, chaos follows,
Rudolph's world, y'all just borrow.