[Chorus]
Bitch I’m like Rick
he built like Morty
get off of my dick, bitch
this multiverse gory
High as fuck
off alien rails
if the portal go green
then somebody gon’ fail
Bitch I’m like Rick
he built like Morty
get off of my dick, bitch
this timeline a story
High as fuck
off alien rails
if you step in my ship
then you signed up for hell (yeah)
[Verse 1]
Step in the lab
it smell like doom
three-eyed thing
in the spare guest room
Two heads talkin’
both of ‘em hate you
laser on stun?
I don’t got a “safe” move
Ray gun cough
leave a hole in the wall
ooze on the floor
I’ma blame space dog
He said “chill bro”
I said “I can’t
I just sold a soul
for a new sweatpant”
Body count vague
‘cause the math too weird
killed him last week
he reappeared this year
You pray to a god
I bribe your reaper
off a pickle in a jar
and a busted beeper (hey)
[Chorus]
Bitch I’m like Rick
he built like Morty
get off of my dick, bitch
this multiverse gory
High as fuck
off alien rails
if the portal go green
then somebody gon’ fail
Bitch I’m like Rick
he built like Morty
get off of my dick, bitch
this timeline a story
High as fuck
off alien rails
if you step in my ship
then you signed up for hell
[Verse 2]
Blood on the boots
but it float in the air
zero-grav drip
got stain-proof flair
Horror on loop
like a cheap jump scare
saw your ghost twice
you were never quite there
Weapon so stupid
it delete your past
miss one shot
you a toddler fast
Pull up on a demon
with a dad-bod gut
made him do my taxes
then I sliced him up
Flying through dimensions
like a drunk bad choice
every new world
got the same side-eye voice
They say “you again?”
I say “probably, man”
I die, respawn
with a beer in my hand (woah)
[Chorus]
Bitch I’m like Rick
he built like Morty
get off of my dick, bitch
this multiverse gory
High as fuck
off alien rails
if the portal go green
then somebody gon’ fail
Bitch I’m like Rick
he built like Morty
get off of my dick, bitch
this timeline a story
High as fuck
off alien rails
if you step in my ship
then you signed up for hell