[Intro – Announcer]
Ladies and gents, from the depths of the feed,
Two legends collide — only one will succeed!
It’s Markiplier! Vs! Jacksepticeye!
Let’s see who’ll rule the algorithm tonight!
[Verse 1 – Markiplier]
Hello everybody, Markiplier’s here,
Been runnin’ this game for a dozen good years.
King of Five Nights, the terror, the screams,
While you’re still shoutin’ “Top o’ the mornin’!” in your dreams.
Got the voice of thunder, the charm of class,
Built an empire with my mustach’d sass.
You’re loud and proud, but let’s be blunt —
I’ve got more range than your entire stunt.
My community’s loyal, they know I don’t quit,
From crying at stories to losing my sh— in bits.
I’m the Red King, steady in command,
Now bow to the power of the big pink mustache!
[Verse 2 – Jacksepticeye]
TOP O’ THE MORNIN’ TO YA, ya dramatic clown!
It’s time the Irish storm took the king’s crown!
You playin’ horror games? That’s cute and all,
But I bring the energy to break down walls!
I’m the green machine, caffeine extreme,
Turnin’ YouTube vids into a global dream.
While you whisper your lines in a mellow tone,
I’m yellin’ out joy from a gamer’s throne!
You talk about heart? Bro, I bleed passion!
I lift spirits while you just ration compassion.
From Happy Wheels to IRL feels,
I keep it real — I’m the luck of the emerald steel!
[Chorus – Both / Crowd Chant]
Two titans of the Tube, we rise and thrive!
From the fear to the laughs, we keep dreams alive!
When the screens light up, the crowd ignites,
Mark and Jack — two legends of the night!
Upload, reload, keep the vibe insane,
Pixels and passion run through our veins.
Doesn’t matter who takes the crown tonight,
’Cause we both built worlds from the glow of the light!
[Verse 3 – Markiplier]
Alright, alright, I’ll give you that hype,
But volume alone doesn’t make you right.
When I act, I act — from fear to the feels,
You just shout at ghosts and spin your wheels.
I raised millions for charity, dude — respect that,
While you’re tossin’ mugs and breakin’ hats.
You’re a wild card, sure, but I’m the brain,
I’m the blueprint — you’re the meme campaign.
[Verse 4 – Jacksepticeye]
Aye, I see you flexin’ that charity check,
But I’ve done the same — now what’s next?
We both give back, that’s what’s tight —
It ain’t about fame, it’s about doin’ right.
Still, I’m faster, louder, born to inspire,
You’re the “Hello everybody,” I’m the live wire!
Two sides of the same bright flame,
But the fans decide who wins this game!
[Final Chorus – Both Chorus – Both / Crowd Chant]
Two titans of the Tube, we rise and thrive!
From the fear to the laughs, we keep dreams alive!
When the screens light up, the crowd ignites,
Mark and Jack — two legends of the night!
Upload, reload, keep the vibe insane,
Pixels and passion run through our veins.
Doesn’t matter who takes the crown tonight,
’Cause we both built worlds from the glow of the light!
[Announcer]
No winner tonight — just legends collide,
Mark and Jack — forever side by side!
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