⚡ “VOLTBYTE SHOWDOWN” — Friday Night Funkin’ Track
Intro
Static pops, screen shakes
Voltbyte: “bee–bop–BRRRT–doooop…”
You: “Alright glitch-fox, let’s dance.”
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🎶 Verse 1 — Call & Response
You:
I see you sparking up the stage,
pixels falling off your face,
you’re jittering like a broken save file
trying way too hard to keep up.
Voltbyte:
“bee-bap-BWOOP—deet—VRRRRT—eep!”
(glitch screech echoes)
You:
Yeah, yeah, I get it, corrupted confidence.
You wanna battle?
Good — I’ve been waiting to stretch my voice.
Voltbyte:
“preee-dee-BOP—BOP—BRRRP—kzzzzzt!”
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🎶 Chorus — Fast FNF Exchange
You:
Beep-bop? Fine —
but I hit harder than a bassline drop.
You glitch, I rise.
You spark, I burn hot.
Voltbyte:
“DEE-DEE-DOOOP—WOOO—BRRT—BRRT—VRRRR!”
You:
Come on then,
show me what your corrupted rhythm got.
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🎶 Verse 2 — Power-Up Phase
Voltbyte:
“bip-bip-bweeee—KZZT—KZZT—RAAAAH—doo!”
(glitch lightning crashes to the floor)
You:
Oh?
Voltage rising.
Guess you’re done warming up.
But I’m not afraid of static —
I’ve had worse shocks than you.
Voltbyte:
“BRRRR-BAP—BRAP—BRRP—GRAAAAH—beep!”
You:
You’re fast, I’ll give you that —
but speed breaks pattern.
And when your rhythm stumbles…
that’s when I take the lead.
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🎶 Final Chorus — Hard FNF Style
Voltbyte:
“WEE-OOO-WEE—BAP—BAP—BRRT—KRRRRAAA!”
(sparks fly everywhere)
You:
Not enough!
I’m still standing,
still spitting,
still on beat while you’re scrambling.
Voltbyte:
“dee—doo—DEE—DOO—VRRRRT!”
You:
Yeah, keep screaming.
The crowd hears one truth —
this is MY stage.
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Ending
Voltbyte:
“…bee……bop……?”
(weak, glitching, fading)
You:
Nice try, spark-fox.
But your system needs a reboot.
ARGYRO_STUDIOS
