you're a bald headed mess ain't no hair on your chest
look like a lollipop with a big ol belly and a stressed
out look on your face like you just lost your last dime
and your girl she's a mexican troll doll with a bad hairline
she got a face like a dried up tortilla and a body like a sack
of potatoes got more rolls than a bakery got more wobble
than a newborn giraffe and she still think she fine
but she ain't nothing but a hot mess express with a bad attitude all the time
you two are a match made in heaven or maybe hell
either way you're both a hot mess and you both need to get well
from your bald headedness to your troll doll face
y'all need a makeover and a new lease on life ain't no one got time
for your messiness no more