(Verse 1)
Oh Lilly, my darling, you brighten the room,
But somehow you tried to microwave a spoon.
You once asked if chickens lay scrambled eggs,
Then got stuck tryna put pants on your legs.
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(Pre-Chorus)
I love you to pieces, you’re sweet as a bee,
But girl… common sense ran away from thee.
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(Chorus – Big and silly, with backup vocals)
My sweet Lilly, you’re dumber than Patrick Star,
Tried to text your toaster, then asked where the clouds are.
You thought WiFi came in a mason jar,
Oh my sweet Lilly… bless your heart from afar. (Oh nooo!)
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(Verse 2)
You once asked me how fish stay dry,
And thought the moon was Earth’s lazy eye.
You called 911 when your phone went missin’,
Then thanked the fridge for keepin’ things "kissin’."
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(Pre-Chorus – With playful backup echoes)
You’ve got heart, you’ve got charm, you’ve got style,
Just… don’t babysit a crocodile.
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(Chorus – Bigger, sillier, audience claps optional)
My sweet Lilly, you’re dumber than Patrick Star,
Put the GPS in rice, then crashed the toy car.
Tried to FaceTime your electric guitar,
Oh my sweet Lilly… you’re my lovable bizarre. (So bizarre!)
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(Bridge – Slower, mock-sentimental)
But I’d rather be with you than a genius bore,
Even if you once mopped the ocean floor…
You’ve got a laugh that lights up the dark,
Even when you try to charge a Pop-Tart.
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(Final Chorus – Full of love and ridiculous energy)
My sweet Lilly, you’re dumber than Patrick Star,
But I’d still ride shotgun in your soapbox car.
You thought the North Pole was just a bar,
But oh my sweet Lilly… you’re my superstar. (Yes you are!)
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(Outro – Silly and sweet fade-out)
Dumb as a rock, but cute as can be,
Lilly, you’re perfect… just don’t touch the TV.
Dayzzz
