[Verse]
Trident on my back, storm clouds in the stack,
Poseidon’s son, but my flow never lacks.
Glitch gods whisper in a 404 dream,
Hades in my DM, plotting on my team.
Olympus got hacked, Zeus can’t reboot,
Lightning bolts crashing, the server’s kaput.
Digital nectar, sip it in the code,
Golden fleece wrapped in a binary mode.
[Chorus]
Percy glitched, Olympus twitched,
Funk in the sea, dubstep switched.
Scratched by fate, pixels stitched,
Miku sings: "The hero’s glitched!"
[Verse 2]
Chiron on the decks, hooves scratch vinyl,
Centaur swag, mythic survival.
Medusa’s selfies in a TikTok scroll,
Stone-cold stares, she froze my soul.
Camp Half-Blood with the bassline thunder,
Cyclops beats make the underworld wonder.
Shield’s a mirror, deflect that flame,
Even Ares rage can’t glitch my name.
[Prechorus]
Hydra heads nodding to the beat,
Each one snapping, rhythm on repeat.
Hephaestus sparks where the wires meet,
Gods reboot, but I bring the heat.