Frogs In Flip-Flops

[Verse 1]
Pet Steve is human
tracks mud in the hall
flip-flops slapping
answering nobody’s call
Chasing frogs in the backyard
yelling, “This one’s mine!”
I’m staring from the window
losing my mind
[Chorus]
You got me so annoyed
so flabbergasted
every tiny thing you do
feels overdramatic
Hunting frogs in flip-flops
like it’s some grand game
I’m laughing and I’m tired
but I love you the same (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Mismatched socks
crumbs on the chair
you leave lights on
like you just don’t care
You waddle through the kitchen
cane tapping on tile
I swear I’m gonna scream
then I crack a smile
[Chorus]
You got me so annoyed
so flabbergasted
every tiny thing you do
feels overdramatic
Hunting frogs in flip-flops
like it’s some grand game
I’m laughing and I’m tired
but I love you the same (oh yeah)
[Bridge]
Why do I still watch you?
why do I still stay?
’Cause under all this chaos
you brighten up my day
I roll my eyes, you cackle
we’re a strange parade
two weird hearts together
in the mess we made
[Chorus]
You got me so annoyed
so flabbergasted
every tiny thing you do
feels overdramatic
Hunting frogs in flip-flops
jumping through the rain
I’m cursing and I’m smiling
’cause I love you the same

rap, Glitchy alternative hip-hop meets neon rave energy: swung drums with crunchy snares, distorted sub bass, and warped synth stabs. Verses ride a playful, sarcastic pocket; hook explodes with chant-style group vocals and rising riser sweeps. Occasional bitcrushed vocal chops and filtered breakdowns between sections keep it unpredictable and club-ready., electronic, alternative hip hop