[Intro]
Shots on the bar
Tabs in denial
Friends look chaotic
But the fits are styled (hey!)
[Verse 1]
DJ’s cousin
Running the booth
Somebody’s ex
Spilling the truth
Glitter in beer
Who brought the clown?
“That’s just my roommate”
He’s upside down
[Chorus]
It’s the last call for bad ideas (woah)
Raise your glass if you’re not fine
If your life’s a cheap tequila
Take a sip and call it “mine”
We’re a beautiful disaster
Laughing louder than our fear
It’s the last call for bad ideas
Guess we’re staying another year
[Verse 2]
Birthday candle
In a hot wing
Someone proposing
With a plastic ring
“Trust me
Monday
I’ll get in shape”
You just tripped over
Your own cape
[Chorus]
It’s the last call for bad ideas (yeah!)
Raise your glass if you’re not fine
If your life’s a cheap tequila
Take a sip and call it “mine”
We’re a beautiful disaster
Laughing louder than our fear
It’s the last call for bad ideas
Guess we’re staying another year
[Bridge]
Texting my boss
“I quit” then “j/k”
Group chat roasting
My hair all day
We’ll regret half
Forget the rest
If chaos is wrong
We flunked the test (hey!)
[Chorus]
It’s the last call for bad ideas (woah)
Raise your glass if you’re not fine
If your life’s a cheap tequila
Take a sip and call it “mine”
We’re a beautiful disaster
Cheering every cracked veneer
It’s the last call for bad ideas
See you same time
Next bad year