[Verse]
D said it’s easy just grab that side
P pulled the corner flopped it wide
H tried to anchor wind said no way
Tarp flew off like it had its own say
[Chorus]
One two three we’re failing fast
Laughing louder each time we crash
Tarping up and losing our fight
Third time's the charm let’s tarp it right
[Verse]
P claimed second shot would be a breeze
H held pipe clamps shaking at the knees
D yelled "tighten!" wind said "not today"
Snap went the bungee we ran away
[Chorus]
One two three we’re failing fast
Laughing louder each time we crash
Tarping up and losing our fight
Third time's the charm let’s tarp it right
[Bridge]
D got a ladder H grabbed duct tape
P armed with rope yelling "No Escape!"
Wind came laughing like a banshee’s cry
But we stood firm yeah we gave it a try
[Verse]
Third attempt looked like war with a sheet
P gritting teeth D planting his feet
H declared "Call me King of the Fold!"
Corners locked down tarp finally controlled