[Verse]
Warp speed or hyperspace I don't care
Phasers or sabers man life ain't fair
Kirk ain't Luke Vader's not Khan
Mix 'em up again my patience is gone
[Verse 2]
Spock's not a Jedi stop the charade
Millennium Falcon ain't no Starfleet grade
Yoda ain't quoting logic get it straight
Beam me up Scotty before it's too late
[Chorus]
They can't tell Trek from the Wars
Blurring lines through galactic doors
Lost in space in a fandom fight
All these mix-ups keep me up at night
[Verse 3]
Leia's not Uhura they’re not the same
Chewbacca ain't Worf stop playin' this game
Enterprise ain't the Death Star for the love of the stars
Stop confusing trilogies it’s bizarre
[Verse 4]
Picard ain't Han Solo stop the bluff
Vulcan mind meld ain't no Jedi stuff
R2 ain’t Data man can’t you see
This mix-up is killing my geek cred in me
[Bridge]
Starfleet badges clashing with rebel fights
Binary suns don’t shine in Vulcan nights
From Endor to Qo'noS they got it wrong
Different galaxies in a single song