Music Intro: Heavy guitar riff, driving beat)
(Verse 1 - Stranger)
Royal summons, gold and grand,
Answers for this freaky new land!
Queen wants me, 'hero foretold,'
My strange hairdo, story unfolds...
(Pre-Chorus - Stranger)
Throne room, expected a speech,
Wisdom, guidance, in my soul's reach...
(Chorus - Stranger, shocked/annoyed)
But she met me with silk sheets, a sly, purring drawl,
"Forget explanations, honey, let's have a ball!"
No answers, no reasons, just bedroom eyes wide,
Not what I pictured for this intergalactic ride!
Wants my hairdo laid out on her lace!
Not the hero, just a pretty new face!
(Verse 2 - Stranger)
"Majesty, please, why brought near?"
She just winked, "'Destiny, darling, it's clear...
...You and my four-poster meant to embrace!'"
Dodging her kisses all over the place!
(Pre-Chorus - Stranger)
Cosmic seduction, wearing me thin,
Time to reveal where real lies begin!
(Chorus - Stranger, more emphatic)
She met me with silk sheets, a sly, purring drawl,
"Forget explanations, honey, let's have a ball!"
No answers, no reasons, just bedroom eyes wide,
Not what I pictured for this intergalactic ride!
Wants my hairdo laid out on her lace!
Not the hero, just a pretty new face!
(Bridge - Stranger, revealing)
"'ENOUGH!' I yelled, stepping back fast,
'Those heroic photos weren't meant to last!
Slaying space dragons? Valiant and keen?
Not cosmic power, Your Majesty Queen!
No hero's grit, no destiny's art,
IT'S PHOTOSHOP, LADY! Ripped my legend apart!"
(Verse 3 - Queen, smirking)
She chuckled, straightened her tiara,
"'Oh, sweetie, precious! A chimera!
Knew 'bout the fakes, edits, fluff,"
(Whispers) "'Real surprise, dear... YOU falling for US, enough?'"
(Studio lights flare, applause, camera revealed! Queen grins.)
"You're live on 'WILL THEY FALL FOR IT?!' And HOW, friend!
Fell for hero bit, then seduction, 'til the end!"
(Outro Chorus - Stranger, mortified)
Whoa-oh! This whole damn charade!
My cosmic confusion, expertly played!
Punchline in spandex, for ratings, glee,
Joke's on the stranger with hairdo – that's ME!
(Record scratch, loser sound!)
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