We Move. You Sit.

Yeah…

This one’s for every lazy fuck hidin’ behind a title.

Second Shift Samurai.

You show up just enough to not get fired,

Do the bare fuckin’ minimum then claim you tired.

Sit your wide ass down like the chair owe you rent,

While the floor turns to chaos and you ain’t worth a cent.

You don’t help, don’t lift, don’t fix a damn thing,

Just talk like a boss while the real ones bleed.

You got that “figure it out” bullshit on repeat,

Translation: I’m useless, go drown without me.

Seat stay warm, hands stay clean,

I carry the weight while you supervise screens.

You ain’t leadin’ shit, you just in the way,

I move through hell — you sit and get paid.

Office-bound bitch with a god complex,

Delegatin’ problems you too scared to address.

When shit hit heavy, you vanish quick,

Send others to burn while you dodge the shit.

Orders come fast, but you never jump in,

Act like effort contagious — god forbid you pitch in.

If laziness was talent, you’d be fuckin’ elite,

Gold medal sittin’, first place in retreat.

Seat stay warm, spine stay gone,

Borrowed-ass power that you lean on strong.

Second Shift Samurai carved scars in bone,

You just rent a role you’ll never own.

Let’s get this straight, no sugar, no grace:

You ain’t overwhelmed — you just a lazy-ass fake.

Every solution start with “somebody else,”

You don’t build shit, you just save yourself.

I outwork your title, your tone, your chair,

While you play pretend like leadership there.

When accountability knock, you hide like a rat,

I answer pressure head-on — you could never do that.

You ain’t intimidating, impressive, or smart,

Just loud with authority and empty as fuck at the heart.

If competence was required, you’d fold in a sec,

All mouth, no muscle, no fuckin’ respect.

I don’t need your nods, your looks, or your praise,

I eclipse your position every goddamn day.

So keep that seat — that’s your whole identity,

Furniture-ass leader, built on inactivity.

Stay seated.

That’s where you strongest.

Black Lotus Viper — calm, cruel, surgical.

Second Shift Samurai…

We move. You sit.