[Intro – cold, mocking]
Why the fuck you clock-watchin’ me like it pays your rent?
Worry ’bout my hours, bitch, worry where your talent went.
[Verse 1]
Every time I walk in, eyes glued to the door,
“How long he here today?” — fuck you askin’ for?
Countin’ my minutes like that shit feeds your kids,
Meanwhile your whole shift dead till I show up and live.
You don’t lift, don’t think, don’t move, don’t lead,
But got opinions on my pace, my grind, my speed.
Ask dumb questions, get fucked up answers,
Brain stay idle, but your mouth wanna gamble.
They don’t ask you for help — they stall, they wait,
“Hold up, don’t touch shit till Samurai’s late.”
That alone should tell you who runnin’ the floor,
If I’m gone, shit freezes — productivity on pause.
[Pause – spoken, sarcastic slowdown]
…Oh wait.
Am I usin’ words you can’t comprehend?
My bad — hold up.
Let me dumb this shit down…
[Break – exaggerated, disrespectful]
Me come in.
Work get done.
Me not here?
Nothing run.
There.
You catch that, or you need fuckin’ pictures too?
[Verse 2]
Supervisors lost, askin’ sideways shit,
Questions so stupid they embarrassin’ to spit.
Don’t poke the bear, don’t test my tone,
You ask bullshit, I’ll break it to bone.
Manager ghost-mode, work-from-home king,
Physically present, mentally not a damn thing.
Body in the room, mind on vacation,
Leading from nowhere, zero fuckin’ direction.
I explain it clean, they blink like statues,
Eyes glazed over, like the truth just slapped you.
Must be nice sittin’ comfy and paid,
While I carry the load you afraid to explain.
[Hook – venom, repeatable]
They wait till Samurai clock in — facts.
They freeze till Samurai clock in — facts.
Talk shit when I’m gone, real quiet when I’m in — facts.
Whole operation move when I step in — facts.
[Verse 3]
Clock watchers, hour counters, fuckin’ pocket spies,
But can’t manage time, talent, or prioritize.
I’m the standard you hate but can’t replace,
That’s why my name live rent-free in your face.
You don’t lead, you don’t build, you don’t grind,
Just float through shifts with an empty fuckin’ mind.
So keep watchin’ me like I owe you explanation,
I’ll keep doin’ your job with zero hesitation.
[Outro – cold, final]
Next time you wait for shit to get done,
Remember who you waited on — Samurai, bitch.
Second Shift don’t move without me.
And that truth?
Yeah… that’s the part you’ll never handle
MIG1274
