Pistol Annie granny

Granny walks slow but her aim is tight

Smith and Wesson's shining in the morning light

Mailman waves but he knows the drill

Granny’s got a vibe that can give you a chill

Granny ain’t playing, don’t won’t her pissed off at me,

Her porch is a fortress don’t test your fancy

Cautious and steady she’s always ready

Granny ain’t playing she’s pistol Annie

Neighbors whisper when they see her stroll

“Better not mess she’s got heart and soul”

Her hands may shake but her grip is steel

Granny’s packing heat and it’s all too real

Granny ain’t playing, don’t want her pissed off at me

Her porch is a fortress don’t test your fancy

Cautious and steady she’s always ready

Granny ain’t playing she’s pistol Annie

She’s sweet as pie but she won’t back down

Got a fire in her eyes when trouble’s around

Her heart’s full of love but she guards it tight

Granny’s a legend in the dead of night

Granny ain’t playing, don’t want her pissed off at me.

Her porch is a fortress don’t test your fancy

Cautious and steady she’s always ready

Granny ain’t playing she’s pistol Annie