Dollar general

Yeah, every time I roll in,

Dollar General, what’s with the spins?

Shopping carts piled high,

But the aisles don’t seem to comply,

Dodging left, I’m swerving right,

Tangled up in a retail fight.

Got my list and my hopes held tight,

But the products hide out of sight,

They say a dollar, but I wonder why,

When I check out, it makes me cry.

Dollar General, such a big lie,

Promising deals, but now I’m asking why,

Is it a buck or do I need to try,

Shopping in a maze, it feels like I’ll die.

Boxes stacked up to the sky,

They say it’s cheap, but I can’t deny,

Inflation whispers in the dark,

As I stroll through the endless park.

Oh, I’m lost in a consumer plight,

Searching for a deal that feels just right,

Why does my budget seem to fly?

While I’m digging through chaos, oh my.

Dollar General, such a big lie,

Promising deals, but now I’m asking why,

Is it a buck or do I need to try,

Shopping in a maze, it feels like I’ll die.

Oh, the hunt – it’s a retail quest,

Searching for that possibility to invest,

But all I find is a jumbled mess,

Stumbling through this shopping test.

Dollar General, such a big lie,

Promising deals, but now I’m asking why,

Is it a buck or do I need to try,

Shopping in a maze, it feels like I’ll die.

So I’ll take my cart and I’ll go back home,

To a simpler place where I can roam,

Dollar General, oh you’ve failed to fly,

With your price tags high, it’s just a big lie.