[Intro – Whispers & Wind-up Toys]
🎵 “You’ve reached the madness line. Leave your pride at the beep…”
[Creepy girl voice, click]
“Y’all better hide the cards… they brought the chickens again.”
🐔 bawk bawk BA-KAWK!
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[Verse 1]
It’s midnight now and the porch light’s flickin’
Cheep Cheep’s out, and the other hens kickin’
Angie’s playlist on loop — Hardy, Toby, Shinedown
Neighbors peekin’ like “What the hell’s that sound?”
Marissa and Mike got a poker feud risin’
Arguin’ ‘bout rules while the moon’s still risin’
Wet wood fire? Yeah, Mike lit it with flair
Smoke’s chokin’ the yard, but he don’t even care
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[Chorus – Chant Style]
🎵 It’s MIDNIGHT MADNESS, chickens in the coop!
🎵 Cards on the table, shoutin’ “Who’s the goof?!”
🎵 Steve and Lois with the trivia vibe,
🎵 If the music starts blastin’, they’ll already arrive!
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[Verse 2]
Austin’s on grill patrol, flippin’ meat with a smirk
While Peter just vibes, doin’ absolutely no work
Tommy, Mike, Marissa — all in fierce debate
About who ate the last damn slice off the plate
Olivia’s laughin’—yep, she had a drink
Tryna dance with a chicken in her kitchen sink
Alyssa’s got the TikTok goin’ just right
Catchin’ all the madness in a 30-second bite
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[Bridge – Metal Breakdown]
🎸 Snap the lights, kill the calm
🎸 Uncle Pete’s got a pitchfork arm
🎸 Eggs in the sky and feathers rain
🎸 This ain’t a party—this is chicken-brained INSANE!
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[Final Chorus – Everyone Chanting]
🎵 It’s MIDNIGHT MADNESS, family-fueled fire
🎵 Someone brought moonshine, someone cut the wire!
🎵 Cheep Cheep escaped, now she’s runnin’ free
🎵 Hide your snacks — she’s got beef with me!
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[Outro – Faint Laughter, Cards Shuffling]
Mike: “I said it was double or nothin’, Marissa!”
Marissa: “You cheated, I saw that damn ace!”
Peter (from somewhere in the background):
“…Can I vibe in peace?”
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