Clown With a Kill Switch (Chuckie Floop)

Yeah… ha-ha-ha!

Step right up, little fuckers…

Chuckie Floop in the ride, red eyes, no lies,

Death’s my circus, y’all just the prize.

Carnival born in a wasteland storm,

Laughin’ in the flames while your body stay warm,

I’m the clown-faced freak in a chrome steel beast,

Lasers spittin’ heat, bring a slaughter to the feast.

Michael Bay dreams with a psychotic twist,

Pull the trigger, see the fireworks kiss,

Got sawblades spinning like a carnival ride,

Better pray to your God when I step outside.

Blood on the tires, souls in the trunk,

You the next fuckin’ act in my twisted junk,

Chainsaw lullaby singin’ through the air,

Chuckie Floop grins wide, death’s everywhere.

Welcome to my carnival of carnage,

Every scream feeds the hunger, I’m the artist,

Chaos paint splattered red on the canvas,

Chuckie Floop—death’s ringmaster, the grandest.

Gasoline breath, and a dynamite laugh,

I’m the ghost in the mirror, split your soul in half,

Ridin’ high-tech steel, neon flames in the dark,

With a circus of destruction, every shot leaves a mark.

Post-apocalypse prophet with a sick joke twist,

Death’s roulette, and your name’s on the list,

Puppet master strings, I pull ‘em till you snap,

Leave your body in the dirt, hear the audience clap.

Lyrical machete, cut a verse in your throat,

Every rhyme that I drop is a bomb in your coat,

I don’t bargain with fate, I just gamble with doom,

Step inside the big top, it’s your carnival tomb.

Welcome to my carnival of carnage,

Every scream feeds the hunger, I’m the artist,

Chaos paint splattered red on the canvas,

Chuckie Floop—death’s ringmaster, the grandest.

I’m the funhouse mirror where your fear look clear,

I’m the echo in the dark whisperin’ “come near,”

Ride the ferris wheel of fire, let the bullets spark,

Chuckie Floop in the booth, I’m the voice of the dark.

Honk-honk, bang-bang, fireworks fly,

Clown king carnivore, watch the whole world die,

No encore show, just eternal night—

Chuckie Floop’s carnival, welcome to the fright.