Raccoon man

In the shadows, quick and keen,

Raccoon Man is the hero unseen.

Whispered legends of his might,

Guardian in the dead of night.

He’s the master of the woodland's call,

Conjures raccoons, big and small.

Sneaky hero with a clever plan,

Raccoon Man, the fearless man.

Small paws turning into a storm,

A massive raccoon vividly formed.

Fighting monsters in the dark,

A hero with a cunning bark.

Raccoon Man, he’s the night’s defender,

Mighty creature, bold and tender.

Raccoon Man, he’s the night’s defender

Controls the raccoons with a fearless hand,

Guardian of the city, across the land.

From tiny shadows to giant behemoth,

He gathers raccoons, an epic oath.

Combined with courage, in a clever feat,

His raccoon army won't admit defeat.

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Raccoon Man, he’s the night’s defender,

Mighty creature, bold and tender.

Raccoon Man, he’s the night’s defender

Controls the raccoons with a fearless hand,

Guardian of the city, across the land.

Oh RACCOON MAN!

So when danger lurks without a plan,

Look to the sky, see the raccoon band.

Raccoon Man’s the hero we trust,

In him, the power of woodland dust

Raccoon Man, he’s the night’s defender,

Mighty creature, bold and tender.

Raccoon Man, he’s the night’s defender

Controls the raccoons with a fearless hand,

Guardian of the city, across the land.

Oh RACCOON MAN!